The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the ability to die once you have died

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to sleep

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to fart in colour

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!