The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to have the longest little finger

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the power to not have power

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to turn things in to wood

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the power to turn into a dead person

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!