The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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the power to control nothing

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power of trolling your self

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penis

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!