The power to write about power.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to get foot-boners

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to grab a cats face

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to float without gravity.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!