The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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the power to glow in the light

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to understand math.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!