The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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the power to create a meme

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!