the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to be born.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!