- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to wink with both eyes

Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

The ability to rape the willing.

The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

The power to watch womens basketball

The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

Th power to be telepathetic

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to write in invisible ink

The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

The Power to die at will

The power to fart at will.

the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

the power to sleep during day

The power to simply walk into mordor.

the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

Pointless Super Powers