The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!