Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power of love

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to use windows 10.

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to fart flames

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!