- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power of cheese

The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to phaze through everything against your will

the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

The power to be HUMAN

The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

The power to make light.....with a flashlight

The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

The ability to rape the willing.

The ability to catch any ilness you want.

The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

The power to do nothing

The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

The power to pee ants.

the power make the left half of your body invisible.

Pointless Super Powers