The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to be super jewish

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to eat your own face.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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Being Aquaman

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!