The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to fart in colour

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the power to talk backwards

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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to have the super power to do nothing

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!