The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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Reverse Pooping

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!