The power to punch that like button

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!