the ability to grow trees in the desert

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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Retractable Teeth

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to go through open windows

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!