The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to see into the present

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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Death at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!