The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to do your homework.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!