The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to drown on land.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to be half invisible

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!