The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to create another human

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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the power to not have super powers...

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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the power to create a meme

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!