The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to state the obvious.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to die

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!