The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to fart flames

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!