the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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Facebook.

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!