The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!