The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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the power to not have super powers...

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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the power to create a meme

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to think.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!