to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to grab a cats face

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to see through water

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to get older every second

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to not have any power.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!