The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!