Being Aquaman

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!