the power to make elton john gay

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power of trolling your self

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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penis

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to be really bad at math.

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the power of fart helium

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!