The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to punch that like button

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to see through windows

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!