Guys, it's over.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power of love

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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Balls.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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Being Aquaman

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to fart flames

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The ability to not finish sen...

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Liam Brudenell

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black people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!