The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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the power to die at will

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to never finish your sente

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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the power to see through windows

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!