The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to be phone

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to resist trolling.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!