i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the power to see the present.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!