The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to die using your willpower.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!