The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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the ability to die once you have died

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!