You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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the power die if you think.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!