- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

the ability to see into the past

The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

The power to die

The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

Black power

The power to always smell like cheep wine.

To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

The ability to be a successful troll.

The power to make vegetables horny.

The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

Pointless Super Powers