The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power of eating from ears.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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Going through obejects but cant move

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!