The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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KeemStar

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!