The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to die at will.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power to be phone

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power of exact change

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!