to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to sweeten sugar

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the power to fly in space

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to summon unspendable money

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!