The power to teleport through open doors

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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the power to fly in space

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!