The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to bleed

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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the power to have a power.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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the power to kill yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!