the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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KeemStar

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!