The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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Power to not have any power.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!