The power to know WTF is going on

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!