The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!