The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!