The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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the power to die on command

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the power to have a power.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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Dejavu

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to die at will.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!