The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power of love

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to troll.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!