the power to fly indoors

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power of love

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!