The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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hey

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!