The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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power to breathe

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!