the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to talk to dust

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to glow in the dark

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to lick your own back...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!