The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to sweat soup.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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Ladder hands.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to sleep

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to predict the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!